• Convos,  General

    Adventures in Online Dating

    I get messages from all sorts of people, usually in the middle of the night. This conversation comes from a particularly Douchey McDouchebag. Read on…  

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    Conversations with Nikki

    Me: So I got a second hole put in each of my earlobes yesterday. Nikki: Wow. You’re getting to be pretty holey. Me: Yes! Holier than thou!

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    FML

    That moment when you realize you accidentally donated your full body vinyl catsuit to Goodwill…. — 💖👑My Own Effin Princess👑🌈 (@debslosingit) May 18, 2017

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    Conversations with Chris

    Me: Some kinks I just can’t get on board with. Chris: Me either. Chris: Like food stuff. Me: Right? Me: Like I’m all for hair pulling, and hard spankings, and hell I’m pretty sure I would be really down for…

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    Conversations with Liz

    Mattie: I think Sashi is living the thug life. Me: Are you sure its not the pug life? Liz: More like the Doug life!

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    Conversations with Liz

    Liz: I just pick him up sometimes for on the go giggles and then drop him off on the tree or something lol. He’s not super into snuggles unless he’s on his blanket, but is very tolerant of being held…

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    Conversations with Liz

    Me: My stupid phone wouldn’t let me type masturbation. I had to fix it. Liz: Oh what?! Me: Yeah it helps me say fuck all the time but masturbation? It doesn’t like that word lol Liz: Double standard phone. Me: lol…

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    Conversations with Chris

    Me: Pukeboo! Chris: Is that a Pokemon? Me: It should be! Chris: Right? Me: Its fighting skill is surprise vomiting. Chris: Oh so like a real Pokemon then?