
Conversations with Liz
Me: My stupid phone wouldn’t let me type masturbation. I had to fix it.
Liz: Oh what?!
Me: Yeah it helps me say fuck all the time but masturbation? It doesn’t like that word lol
Liz: Double standard phone.
Me: lol yes. I can’t type the c-word for penis unless I want it to say cocktail. My phone is uncomfortable with sexuality.