Conversations with Chris

Me: So did I show you my pussy? Damn it. My pussy hat.
Chris: You know I know you mean that women’s movement thing.
Me: Stupid phone. Making me sound dirty. I’m almost done with the second one someone is paying me money for.
Chris: I knew you would make money with your pussy. I’ve been saying it for years.

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Conversations · Music

Conversations with Mattie

After practicing my ukelele for a while this evening, Mattie made this declaration:

Great. Now I have the tune you were playing stuck in my head.

Suck it up buttercup… I didn’t say it but I sure thought it! Kinda makes me feel good to know my playing is catchy on some level though, so thanks for the sideways complement, honey!

I made some truly awful squalling noises on the violin.

Me: Listen! Its a dying cat!
Mattie: I get it. You can make noise. Please stop.

He has no sense of adventure. I’m super excited for my first violin lesson tomorrow afternoon!

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