• Duck-Billed Dino Madness

    Last night I dreamt that I made a sandwich with pepperoni, salami, bechamel, and lemon and lime slices and it was delicious.

    That was after I ran my fastest because dinosaurs (a whole herd of herbivores that looked a lot like Corythosaurus) were chasing me.

    While I was eating my sandwich they were opening the doors and windows of the house with their rather prehensile lips so they could come to see where I went.

    The other occupants of the house and I were trying to stay still and quiet so maybe they would go away.

  • Dinosaurs, and Sexual Assault