• Recipes

    Vegetarian Chili

    You guys! I love meat. But I decided to save a few dollars and try out a vegetarian chili. It was super easy and aside from having to open a lot of cans, really quick to toss in the pot.…

  • General

    Holes, Puppies, & Dates!

    So my last post was about a month ago when I got my nipples pierced. I’m happy to say they are healing up nicely and I was so pleased with how not OMG awful the experience was, that this last…

  • General


    I’m not really angry anymore, but I am contemplating unfriending Mattie on Facebook, and his mom too. My curiosity got the better of me, and I went trolling back to his posts when he announced our breakup. There was rather…

  • Recipes

    Beer Bread

    Ingredients: Dough: 3 cups self-rising flour -or- 1 ¼th teaspoons baking power & 1/8th teaspoon salt to each cup of all-purpose flour 1/4th cup sugar 12 oz. beer Directions: Preheat oven to 350*. Mix all ingredients until well combined. Pour…

  • Conversations

    Conversations with Mattie

    Me: This salad dressing looks like cum. Mattie: Maybe you should fix something else. Me: No, its okay. It doesn’t taste like cum.