FML
That moment when you realize you accidentally donated your full body vinyl catsuit to Goodwill…. — 💖👑My Own Effin Princess👑🌈 (@debslosingit) May 18, 2017
Love
It cannot be bought, but can be stolen with one glance. Worthless to one, priceless to two.
I Followed My Heart
This is pretty much my life. Stolen from Death Wish Coffee.
The Greatest Adventure
Stolen from the lovely Wittneyshawnelle on Instagram.
Conversations with Chris
Me: Pukeboo! Chris: Is that a Pokemon? Me: It should be! Chris: Right? Me: Its fighting skill is surprise vomiting. Chris: Oh so like a real Pokemon then?
Conversations with Liz
Me: We came home to poop all over the living room. Liz: Okay so like… Me: It was still warm so she literally just did it. Liz: I had to read that twice. Me: Lol Omg no. We did not poop…
Conversations with Chris
Me: Mattie is being a butt and not letting me sleep so I got up. He’s asleep though. Like a flailing corpse. Chris: So like a zombie… Me: Yes a zombie with flying knees and elbows. Chris: Is he all…
Conversations with Chris
Me: So did I show you my pussy? Damn it. My pussy hat. Chris: You know I know you mean that women’s movement thing. Me: Stupid phone. Making me sound dirty. I’m almost done with the second one someone is…
